About Me

Jordan B

Jordan B

Sometimes in life, you gotta break some eggs...

  • Member since Dec 26, 2007
  • Male
  • Jul 22, 1985
  • United States
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I don't know what my tagline means, it sounds emo.  I am an obsessive compulsive perfectionist who takes pride in small accomplishments like "reading" and "learning".

Interests:
* Random comedy (no longer Dane Cook)
* Receiving gifts from magazine vendors
* Slippers and pajama pants
* Classy attire, I am GQ
* Sleeping in
* Obsessively cleaning items that are already clean

Disinterests:
* Moving (as in, moving from apartment to apartment)
* Shopping, I am a get in - get out creature
* Cold calling people - "Hi my name is Jordan..."
* Taco Bell
* Deep drunk conversations about God and life

Interests

Groups

Recently added to this blog

  • Milk
  • Why did you have to do it?
  • Survivin
  • "Hey Billy, I gotta call you back, I'm about to start a Jihad on Dragon Tails."
  • Nancy "Grace Under Fire" Loo
  • Test Your Awareness: Do The Test

Goal Update (4.27)

Poor Movie Reviewers

Vox Hunt: Drink Up

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Recent Comments

MMM
MMM said:
What do you mean facebook doesn't count as real friends?? Damn it! I"m a loser.... read more
on Goal Update (4.27)
SocrBritney
SocrBritney said:
i DEMAND a jenna room in yout new digs. britney spears wallpaper, chinese in the fridge, and a race car... read more
on Goal Update (4.27)
SocrBritney
SocrBritney said:
[this is good]
yours is much better than THIS read more
on Poor Movie Reviewers
SocrBritney
SocrBritney said:
I iz in your car. gittin tickitz and shit. thats my favorite one from LOLZCATZ. i send them to Dolo... read more
on LOLz Lost