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"This just in..."

Mar 26, 2008
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I swear to God I pass by a local Chicago news anchor every morning when I am entering my building. I do not know her name but I recognize her. Since ABC studios are across the street from building, she has to work there...

I always pass her and want to say "This just in...you're bangin!" and her to say "Local woman under arrest for murdering passing asshole." in her anchor woman voice. I don't have the balls to try it, yet.

Nancy "Grace Under Fire" Loo

This is not the correct woman, but she looks like this. She is always drinking a Sbucks coolata or something in a fur coat. If you know who I'm talking about, please put me out of my misery and tell me. Otherwise, I will continue to do the same dance every morning wondering who this woman really is and where her next big story is at. Maybe it's me...and the robot I'm building.

Almost finished...