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        <title>It ain&#39;t that BAAAD!</title>
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            <title>Goal Update (4.27)</title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:29:50 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Well, a lot has been going on lately - many changes  Here are a few updates to my summer goal list:  1. FIND A PLACE TO LIVE IN CHICAGO (Apartment or tiny tiny condo) Most important of all, I want to live in Chicago by June.  I am putting that out...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:31:05 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Fingers crossed!      &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Vox Hunt: Drink Up</title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:09:25 -0500</pubDate>         
            
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     Show us a beverage you absolutely can&#39;t stand the taste of. Gross!  I cannot drink milk.  I can drink chocolate milk only because it is less healthy for me and masks the taste of thick slimy liquid that is excreted from an animal&#39;s body.  Some pe...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Chris Gaines - Shame on You</title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:00:25 -0500</pubDate>         
            
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    Jen and I were talking on Friday about how Ross from friends looked like Chris Gaines on the front of the &quot;Redeye&quot;.  I started to make the connection of Chris Gaines with EMO! and started to see what his whole game was about.  A little background ...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>LOLz Lost</title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:20:50 -0500</pubDate>         
            
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     I enjoy my lolzcatz whenever I can, but now there is Lost to LOLz about (thanks Anne).  I don&#39;t know what it is about poor grammar and sentence structure problems, I really can&#39;t help but laugh.  Even though Lost isn&#39;t as funny to LOLz about as s...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Karma</title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:19:58 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     &quot;Karma&#39;s justice without the satisfaction. I don&#39;t believe in justice.&quot;     &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Bluetooth Kid</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:21:13 -0500</pubDate>         
            
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    When I was leaving work yesterday walking down Randolf, I saw a kid about 9 years old with a Bluetooth headset.  I was totally blown away with so many questions in my mind:  * Who is this kid talking to so much he needs a Bluetooth, Big Bird? * Wh...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>&quot;This just in...&quot;</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:28:07 -0500</pubDate>         
            
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    I swear to God I pass by a local Chicago news anchor every morning when I am entering my building.  I do not know her name but I recognize her.  Since ABC studios are across the street from building, she has to work there...  I always pass her and...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>More than me</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:18:04 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     &quot;Even getting munched on by zombies beats the idea that I&#39;m only flesh and blood, skin and bone.  Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself.  Ghoulie or ghostly or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.&quot;     &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>&quot;That&#39;s Hot - Because You&#39;re Hot&quot;</title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:39:15 -0500</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Wow, she must have had a stint at P&amp;G for a few years...  The sad thing is, I just made the connection from Secret&#39;s &quot;Because You&#39;re Hot&quot; slogan to Paris Hilton&#39;s &quot;That&#39;s Hot!&quot; catch phrase.  I am out of my element in pop culture, I think I am for...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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