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    <title>It ain&#39;t that BAAAD!</title>
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    <updated>2008-06-04T01:56:01Z</updated> 
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        <title>Goal Update (4.27)</title>   
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        <published>2008-04-28T02:29:50Z</published>
        <updated>2008-06-04T01:56:01Z</updated>
    
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         Well, a lot has been going on lately - many changes  Here are a few updates to my summer goal list:  1. FIND A PLACE TO LIVE IN CHICAGO (Apartment or tiny tiny condo) Most important of all, I want to live in Chicago by June.  I am putting that out...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Poor Movie Reviewers</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-30T20:31:05Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-31T19:03:26Z</updated>
    
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         Fingers crossed!     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Vox Hunt: Drink Up</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-30T17:09:25Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-30T17:09:25Z</updated>
    
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    Show us a beverage you absolutely can&#39;t stand the taste of. Gross!  I cannot drink milk.  I can drink chocolate milk only because it is less healthy for me and masks the taste of thick slimy liquid that is excreted from an animal&#39;s body.  Some pe...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Chris Gaines - Shame on You</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-30T17:00:25Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-30T17:00:25Z</updated>
    
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   Jen and I were talking on Friday about how Ross from friends looked like Chris Gaines on the front of the &quot;Redeye&quot;.  I started to make the connection of Chris Gaines with EMO! and started to see what his whole game was about.  A little background ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>LOLz Lost</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-30T16:20:50Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-31T19:00:12Z</updated>
    
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    I enjoy my lolzcatz whenever I can, but now there is Lost to LOLz about (thanks Anne).  I don&#39;t know what it is about poor grammar and sentence structure problems, I really can&#39;t help but laugh.  Even though Lost isn&#39;t as funny to LOLz about as s...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Karma</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-30T02:19:58Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-30T02:19:58Z</updated>
    
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         &quot;Karma&#39;s justice without the satisfaction. I don&#39;t believe in justice.&quot;    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Bluetooth Kid</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-27T03:21:13Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-27T14:34:36Z</updated>
    
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   When I was leaving work yesterday walking down Randolf, I saw a kid about 9 years old with a Bluetooth headset.  I was totally blown away with so many questions in my mind:  * Who is this kid talking to so much he needs a Bluetooth, Big Bird? * Wh...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>&quot;This just in...&quot;</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-27T02:28:07Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-27T02:29:45Z</updated>
    
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   I swear to God I pass by a local Chicago news anchor every morning when I am entering my building.  I do not know her name but I recognize her.  Since ABC studios are across the street from building, she has to work there...  I always pass her and...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>More than me</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-27T02:18:04Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-27T02:18:04Z</updated>
    
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         &quot;Even getting munched on by zombies beats the idea that I&#39;m only flesh and blood, skin and bone.  Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself.  Ghoulie or ghostly or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.&quot;    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>&quot;That&#39;s Hot - Because You&#39;re Hot&quot;</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-25T15:39:15Z</published>
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         Wow, she must have had a stint at P&amp;G for a few years...  The sad thing is, I just made the connection from Secret&#39;s &quot;Because You&#39;re Hot&quot; slogan to Paris Hilton&#39;s &quot;That&#39;s Hot!&quot; catch phrase.  I am out of my element in pop culture, I think I am for...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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