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    <title>It ain&#39;t that BAAAD!</title>
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        <title>Goal Update (4.27)</title>   
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        <published>2008-04-28T02:29:50Z</published>
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        <p>Well, a lot has been going on lately - many changes</p><p>Here are a few updates to my summer goal list:</p><p><u><del><strong>1. FIND A PLACE TO LIVE IN CHICAGO</strong> <strong>(Apartment or tiny tiny condo)</strong></del><br /></u>Most important of all, I want to live in Chicago by June.&#160; I am putting that out there now!</p><p><em>Finished!&#160; Me and dad found a place the first day we were looking.&#160; I thought it was going to take over 2 months and it took a weekend to find an apartment.&#160; I&#39;m so excited for the area I&#39;ll be in as well as living on my own in the city.&#160; SO PUMPED!</em></p><p><del><strong><u>2. Attend 4 outdoor concerts</u></strong></del><br />I go to many indoor concerts, but there is nothing like an outdoor spring/summer concerts.</p><p><em>I bought a <a class="p" href="http://www.lollapalooza.com/default.asp?fd=1"><strong>lollapalooza</strong></a> 3-day pass, expensive but worth it.&#160; There will be a shit ton of amazing bands this year.&#160; Since it was so expensive, I will count it as 3 outdoor concerts.&#160; Also, I bought a ticket for Saturday July 19&#39;s Pitchfork music festival in Union Park.&#160; I am also looking at a few other concerts, but you can consider this goal completed!</em></p><p><del><strong><u>3. Start listening to 30 new music artists</u></strong></del><br />I have a tendency to listen to what I know.</p><p><em>Honestly, I think I can cross off this goal.&#160; I download at least 5 new bands a week.</em><br /></p><p><u><strong>4. Meet and become friends (real, not Facebook) with 5 new people</strong></u><br />Originally it was going to be 10, but I am realistic.</p><p><em>I have legitimately met and become real friends with about 2 new people at this point.&#160;&#160; With moving into the city soon, I am sure I can easily knock this out by July.</em><br />&#160;<br /><p><u><strong>5. Begin a graphic design gig, create at least 2 pieces of work</strong></u><br />It&#39;s something I like to do in my free time, so I might as well start doing it for money or experience.</p><em>Eh, I need to get on this.&#160; Hopefully once I get settled in the city, I can start looking around for some extra work in June.</em></p><p><u><strong>6. Get a front page post for a comedic website</strong></u><br />This is super lame, but I KNOW I can write an entry that can get on the front page of site like &quot;college humor&quot;.</p><p><em>This is going to be much more difficult than I expected.&#160; You have to have a lot of people notice your article to get any front page recognition.&#160; This may be a wash, but I&#39;ll try again soon-I have a few good ideas.</em><strong><br /></strong></p><p><strong><br /></strong></p><p><strong>I still have to work on the remaining goals.&#160; I&#39;ve got all summer to do it, though.</strong><br /></p><p><strong></strong> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Poor Movie Reviewers</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-30T20:31:05Z</published>
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        <p>Fingers <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752110">crossed</a>!<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Vox Hunt: Drink Up</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>Show us a beverage you absolutely can&#39;t stand the taste of.</p></blockquote>

    
    
    

    
    
    
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 <div>Gross!&#160; I cannot drink milk.&#160; I can drink chocolate milk only because it is less healthy for me and masks the taste of thick slimy liquid that is excreted from an animal&#39;s body.&#160; Some people can drink milk with pretty much anything, but it coats my throat and makes me want to gag.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Chris Gaines - Shame on You</title>   
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        <p>Jen and I were talking on Friday about how Ross from friends looked like Chris Gaines on the front of the &quot;Redeye&quot;.&#160; I started to make the connection of Chris Gaines with EMO! and started to see what his whole game was about.</p><p><u>A little background on Chris Gaines:</u> country singer Garth Brooks decided to ruin America more than he already was currently doing with his stupid country music by also becoming some weird emo-ish soft rock messenger of suck.&#160; The problem is, most people found Chris Gaines really creepy - it was supposed to start a whole new music career for Garth Brooks, but it failed.</p><p>Now maybe my timing is off, cause Chris Gaines didn&#39;t exist until emo already started in 1999, but maybe it was just the extra little push most troubled teens needed to start hating their dads and cutting themselves.</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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Maybe Chris Gaines had very little to do emo.&#160; All I am really saying, is that this should be a lesson to country singers and all music artists - <em><strong>don&#39;t try to re-invent yourself with someone lamer than you already are</strong></em>.<br /> <div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>LOLz Lost</title>   
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 <div>I enjoy my <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">lolzcatz</a> whenever I can, but now there is <a href="http://lollost815.wordpress.com/">Lost</a> to LOLz about (thanks Anne).&#160; I don&#39;t know what it is about poor grammar and sentence structure problems, I really can&#39;t help but laugh.&#160; Even though Lost isn&#39;t as funny to LOLz about as small kittens, I still enjoy <strong><em>mez sum funni pickturs</em>.</strong><br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2008-03-30T02:19:58Z</published>
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        <p>&quot;<em>Karma&#39;s justice without the satisfaction. I don&#39;t believe in justice.</em>&quot;
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        <published>2008-03-27T03:21:13Z</published>
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        <p>When I was leaving work yesterday walking down Randolf, I saw a kid about 9 years old with a Bluetooth headset.&#160; I was totally blown away with so many questions in my mind:</p><p>* Who is this kid talking to so much he needs a Bluetooth, Big Bird?<br />* What kind of parents would buy a kid a headset nearly permanently attached to his skull?<br />* I was in college when I first got a cell phone, who does this kid think the fuck he is!?</p><p>This trickster was the least of my worries on the way to the train though.&#160; A few minutes later, I saw this little son of a bitch running across Michigan Ave.&#160; I took a quick snap shot of this, I might pass it along to the authorities tomorrow.</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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<p><br />His parents should be ashamed...</p> <div><br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>&quot;This just in...&quot;</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-27T02:28:07Z</published>
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<br /><img alt="" /><img alt="" /> <div>This is not the correct woman, but she looks like this.&#160; She is always drinking a Sbucks coolata or something in a fur coat.&#160; If you know who I&#39;m talking about, please put me out of my misery and tell me.&#160; Otherwise, I will continue to do the same dance every morning wondering who this woman really is and where her next big story is at.&#160; Maybe it&#39;s me...and the robot I&#39;m building.<br /><br />Almost finished...<br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p><em>&quot;Even getting munched on by zombies beats the idea that I&#39;m only flesh and blood, skin and bone.&#160; Demon or angel or evil spirit, I just need something to show itself.&#160; Ghoulie or ghostly or long-legged beastie, I just want my hand held.&quot;</em> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>&quot;That&#39;s Hot - Because You&#39;re Hot&quot;</title>   
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        <p>Wow, <a href="http://theamandari.livejournal.com/2494.html">she</a> must have had a stint at P&amp;G for a few years...</p><p>The sad thing is, I just made the connection from Secret&#39;s &quot;Because You&#39;re Hot&quot; slogan to Paris Hilton&#39;s &quot;That&#39;s Hot!&quot; catch phrase.&#160; I am out of my element in pop culture, I think I am forgetting how to beat Mario World 3 in 10 minutes as I did before too!&#160; Random facts in my head instead of random games.</p>    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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