Chris Gaines - Shame on You

Jen and I were talking on Friday about how Ross from friends looked like Chris Gaines on the front of the "Redeye".  I started to make the connection of Chris Gaines with EMO! and started to see what his whole game was about.

A little background on Chris Gaines: country singer Garth Brooks decided to ruin America more than he already was currently doing with his stupid country music by also becoming some weird emo-ish soft rock messenger of suck.  The problem is, most people found Chris Gaines really creepy - it was supposed to start a whole new music career for Garth Brooks, but it failed.

Now maybe my timing is off, cause Chris Gaines didn't exist until emo already started in 1999, but maybe it was just the extra little push most troubled teens needed to start hating their dads and cutting themselves.

Why did you have to do it?

Maybe Chris Gaines had very little to do emo.  All I am really saying, is that this should be a lesson to country singers and all music artists - don't try to re-invent yourself with someone lamer than you already are.